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So next time you think you make a living in a shitty way, think of the poor hippo rectum leech.  XD
 
  • Mood: Tired
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  • Playing: with my head
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: in the ambience of my room
Someone on Facebook posted a photo of Trump asking for a two-word description.  I chose 'elbow tit', because name me something more useless, stupid, and probably annoying than a tit on your elbow.  I need to start using this phrase now.


Why?  Because motherfuckin' English, that's why!
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  • Eating: my words
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I have to mind the son of a worm,
Ormson by name and nature,
He was by duty a farer-forth,
And oft fared he to the lands of the dead.

Devoted to the ways of Odin was he,
To the Old Man's secret crafts,
And oft he did feel on the back of his neck
The cold hand of Ygg himself.

This worm-man did feel one day,
The call, the summoning of Geigudhr
That touch, that call in his mind,
That bid him join the Hanged-God.

And so this son of the orms fared forth,
Wending his way through the worlds,
Seeking the paths once shown him by Odin
And at last he found the Old Man.


There lay Victory-Father, stone-cold,
Laid low by death, whom none may escape,
His cunning mind entrapped, yet quick,
Though his corpse lay unmoving.

Ormson came to the Hanged-God
Knelt he on the funeral stone,
No way to fare, but his warmth to share,
To bring Allfather home.

Cold was the chamber, but the heat of the living
Began to bring life where once there was none
Warmth seeped into veins long-frozen,
And breath at last began to flow.

At last the life and heat returned,
To the Drighten of Draugr's eyes
The worm-man had done his duty,
And Odin had come back to his folk.
Except that it's actually great, because I intend to use said PVC to build myself some much-needed new yarn swifts.  They will be a definite upgrade from the thing I built from scrap wood that I'm currently using.

Huzzah for PVC!

(but I still wish I had the means to build my own spinning wheel)
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  • Playing: with my head
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: in the ambience of my room
So yeah, I watched a vid on youtube about the Japanese art of Karakami; basically woodblock printing that's used to make pretty shiny papers, mostly for sliding door and wall panels, but some is also bound into books.

I want to see if I can make like a miniature version, but unfortunately there's basically no information on it besides the documentary I watched, and some more docs online.  Buuut, I have a thought to test out, so yeah.
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  • Playing: with my head
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: in the ambience of my room

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Ormspryde
Erik
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Current Residence: York, PA (yay, no more South!)
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything but country and rap/hip-hop.
Favourite photographer: My one buddy, Pricky McTinybladder
Favourite style of art: At the moment, surrealistic-type stuff.
Operating System: Crap (i.e., Windows)
MP3 player of choice: Dinky little player I bought for thirteen bucks
Shell of choice: Meow?
Wallpaper of choice: The Game
Skin of choice: Meow?
Favourite cartoon character: The Joker!
Personal Quote: Nunc est bibendum!
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So next time you think you make a living in a shitty way, think of the poor hippo rectum leech.  XD
 
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: the fan
  • Reading: the screen
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: with my head
  • Eating: my words
  • Drinking: in the ambience of my room

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:iconiglybo:
Iglybo Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015
Thanks for the watch :hug:
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Ormspryde Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!  :3
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Iglybo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015
:D
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BluesOfTheFeather Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watch!
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:iconormspryde:
Ormspryde Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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FearlessFibreArts Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you for faving my handspun yarns! I really appreciate it!
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Ormspryde Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!  I'm a spinner myself, but ninety percent of what I've spun is alpaca fluff for a lady I know who keeps the little fluffbutts.
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Captain-De-Lorenzo Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the fave, it means a lot!
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Ormspryde Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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InVistaArts Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the fave
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